A SELECTION OF FUNBOX SONG LYRICS
SUPERHEROES
Chorus – Fly, fly, fly fly fly Superheroes
Fly like a rocket in the night
Run, Run, Run, run,run Superheroes
Faster than the speed of light
With spangly underpants
Your mask and cape
Biff, blam, Ka-pow!
No baddies will escape
Superheroes – defenders of the universe
Verse 1 – To be a Superhero
You must be good and true
Looking after planet earth
It’s what you have to do
So what’s your superpower?
What outfit will you wear?
Hide your true identity
In lycra if you dare, in lycra if you dare
Verse 2 – To be a superhero
You must be tough and strong
To face-up to the villains
You must know right from wrong
So don’t forget your manners
When you’re wearing your costume
Eat up all your veggies
And tidy up your room, and tidy up your room
Verse 3 – To be a superhero
You must be bold and brave
Be as good as you can be
Show folks how to behave
So grab your hero outfit
And strike a superpose
You’re now a superhero
from your head down to your toes, from your head down to your toes
LEAPFROG
Chorus -They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
Chorus – with last line
As a busy buzzing Bumble bee was busily buzzing by – Bees!
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
Leap up like a frog and JUMP JUMP JUMP
Chorus – with last line
As one pink poodle popped up the path another pink poodle popped down – Woof
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
Chorus – with last line
As a purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
Chorus to end
BONZO’S FLY SONG
There was a little fly flew into a grocers store,
and he * upon the ceiling and he * upon the floor.
He *upon the bacon and he * upon the ham
and he *on the head of the little grocer man.
So the little grocer man said before this day is done,
I’ll get my spray and I’ll stop that wee fly’s fun.
But before the grocer man could count from one to ten,
the fly flew in the door and he * on him again.
Now the little grocer man and his little grocer wife
Said we’re going to get that fly back if it takes us all our life
So they got themselves some dynamite and hid
inside the store
Then they blew the shop to pieces
As the fly flew out the door
So the grocer went out shopping and he bought himself some things
Glue and sticks and feathers and he made himself some wings
He found the tallest building and he jumped into the sky
He flew down like a bomber and he * upon the fly!
THEM BONES
CHORUS – Them bones, them bones
Gonna walk around
Them bones, them bones
Gonna walk around
Them bones, them bones gonna walk around
walk around all day
The foot bones connected to the ankle bone
The ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone
The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone
the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone
The thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone
The hip bone’s connected to the back bone
The back bone’s connected to the neck bone
The neck bone’s connected to the head bone
1,2,3…
Chorus
The head bone’s connected to the neck bone
The neck bone’s connected to the shoulder bone
The shoulder bone’s connected to the arm bone
The arm bone’s connected to the elbow bone
The elbow bone’s connected to the wrist bone
The wrist bone’s connected to the hand bone
The hand bone’s connected to the finger bone
The finger bone’s connected to the…erm….thumb bone!!!
1,2,3…
Chorus x 2
B.O.N.Z.O. from ‘SUPERHEROES’
A: He battles crime wherever he goes
B: I sniff out baddies with my big wet nose
B: I’m the dog who’s faster than a speeding train
A: But his breath smells a bit like a backed up drain
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: Z.O.B.N.O.
A: No: B.O.N.Z.O.
B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: Speedy, Whiffy
B: I’m your best friend
B: Have I got bad breath?
A: A mint wouldn’t go amiss
A: He’s got a fuzzy furry coat
B: I’m an excellent swimmer but I cannae float
A: He’ll chase his tail till he’s in a spin
B: And in a staring competition i am going to win
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: B.O.O.Z.N.
A: No, B.O.N.Z.O.
B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: Fluffy, Spinny
B: I’m your best friend
A: Bonzo, stop staring
B: I’m not
A: My canine pal is the best in show
B: And I love to stick my head out of a car window
A: He loves to fetch and catch a ball
B: I’m the superdog who will save us all
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: S.U.P.E.R.
A: Thats super
B: Ta, I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: Super Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: My hero
B: I’m Bonzo and I’m your best friend
QUARTERMASTER’S STORE
Chorus
My eyes are dim I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me
Verse 1 – There were cheeses, cheeses
With kilts and hairy kneezes
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were cheeses, cheeses
With kilts and hairy kneezes
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
Verse 2 – There were beans, beans
as big as submarines
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were beans, beans
as big as submarines
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
Verse 3 – There were chips, chips
The size of battleships
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were chips, chips
The size of battleships
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
PIRATE PARTY
(Pirates and Princesses rewrite)
CHORUS
Row the boat ashore me boys
Row row row
Row the boat ashore me girls
Row row row
We’re off to sail the seven seas
And still be back in time for tea
Yum yum yum
The bravest crew there’ll ever be
Yo ho ho
VERSE 1 – Join me band of scallywags
Yo ho ho
Hoist the sail and raise the flags
Yo ho ho
Me ship it very nearly sank
They wanted me to walk the plank
And all because me boots stank
Yo ho ho
CHORUS
Verse 2 – So jump aboard and join the crew
Go girl go
We’ll sail across the ocean blue
Go girl go
We’ll drink some grog and take a nap
Find booty with a treasure map
Now give your thigh a hefty slap
Go girl go
CHORUS
MY BOY’S A CORKER
My boy’s a corker
He’s a New Yorker
I’d do most anything cos he’s the man for me
He’s just a super guy
I really hope that he’ll drop by
That’s where all the money goes
Ooompa, oompa, oompa pa! That’s where all the money goes
…He’s got the biggest smile
the kind that makes you run a mile
That’s where all the money goes…
…I’ve fallen for his charms
And his great big monkey arms
That’s where all my money goes…
..And when he gets a chance
he poses in his underpants
that’s where all my money goes…
Ooompa oompa oompa pa, oompa pa, oompa pa. Oompa oompa oompa pa. That’s where all the money goes
STAYING UP FOR SANTA
Chorus
Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep
We’re staying up for Santa
Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep
Especially if you snore
So clap your hands
Stamp your feet
And shout out ho, ho, ho
The bells will chime
It’s Christmas time
We’re staying up for Santa
Ho, ho, ho.
He’ll be knocking at the door
Verse 1
Yum, yum, yum, yum
There’s turkey and there’s trifle
Yum, yum, yum, yum
Mince pies and Christmas cake
This is an all night party
With ice cream, sweets and jelly
Be careful not to eat too much
You don’t want a sore belly
Verse 2
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap
We’ve sorted out the presents
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap
With paper, tags and bows
We’ve lots to keep us busy
So we don’t have to sleep
With songs and games and silliness
We won’t be counting sheep
Verse 3
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
There’s twinkly lights and tinsel
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
Around the Christmas tree
We’ve hung up all our stockings
Sent lists we had to write
We’re waiting for our special guest
And he’s coming here tonight
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
Up on the housetop
Reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones; Christmas joys
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh dear Santa, fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
Next comes the stocking of little Will
Oh to see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer and lots of nails
Also a ball and a ship with sails
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
Up on the housetop
Reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones; Christmas joys
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
READY STEADY TEDDY
There is a very special friend you love to hold so tight
A pal for all occasions who’ll keep you safe at night
They’ve two round ears, a button nose
For snuggles they are ready
Your very favourite cuddly toy?
You’ve guessed it…It’s a teddy!
CHORUS – Here come the cuddly teddy bears
The soft and fuzzy teddy bears
See them walking round and round
Their furry feet don’t make a sound
Ready, steady, teddy
The cuddly teddy bears
Ready, steady, teddy
The cuddly teddy bears
Now bears are always hungry
They really like to eat
Some love tea and sandwiches
And picnics are a treat
But there’s one thing that all bears love
It’s sticky and it’s runny
It’s made by busy bumble bees?
You’ve guessed it…they love honey!
CHORUS
To find our next companion
To the Arctic we must go
They hang around on icebergs
And play around in snow
They’ve got a big black shiny nose
They really are quite rare
With fur that’s white and soft as clouds
You’ve guessed it…it’s a polar bear!
CHORUS
COORIE DOON AND SLEEP
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Cuddle in and don’t you cry
I’ll sing to you this lullaby
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
The day is done, I see you yawn
You’ve been awake so very long
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Fall asleep, don’t make a peep
Close your eyes my darling sweet
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
HUSHABYE LULLABY
Rest your eyes, rest your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
Say night night, say night night
It’s time to drift away
We’ll take a trip to dreamland
Where wishes can come true
On cotton clouds and snuggle downs
We’ll snooze the whole night through
So close your eyes, close your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
You’ll sleep tight, you’ll sleep tight
It’s time to drift away
We’re heading off to snooze town
To join the sleepy crew
So rest your head, we’re off to bed
Where sweet dreams wait for you
So shut your eyes, shut your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
WIGGLYWOO
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
And her gallant crew And her gallant crew
They sailed the sea They sailed the sea
With her wigglywoo With her wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl and her gallant crew
They sailed the sea with her wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
She got a shock She got a shock
Her beautiful ship Her beautiful ship
It hit a rock It hit a rock
Now Princess Pearl she got a shock
Her beautiful ship it hit a rock!
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She fixed the hole She fixed the hole
With the wigglywoo With the wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She fixed the hole with the wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pear Now Princess Pearl
She got a fright She got a fright
She met a shark She met a shark
With a nasty bite With a nasty bite
Now Princess Pearl she got a fright
She met a shark with a nasty bite
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She whacked his nose She whacked his nose
With the wigglywoo With the wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She whacked his nose with the wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
She lost her sail She lost her sail
When it was torn When it was torn
By a clumsy whale By a clumsy whale
Now Princess Pearl she lost her sail
When it was torn by a clumsy whale
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She paddled home She paddled home
With her wigglywoo With her wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She paddled home with her wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
Is sad and blue Is sad and blue
She went and lost She went and lost
Her wigglywoo Her wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl is sad and blue
She went and lost her wigglywoo
Waaaah!!!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knows what to do Knows what to do
She went and got She went and got
A new wigglywoo A new wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl knows what to do
She got a brand new wigglywoo
She got a brand new wigglywoo
Hurrah!
SNOWMAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some coal for the eyes,
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some coal for the eyes,
and a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for his nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a scarf around his neck
and a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a scarf around his neck
And a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We built a snowman at the bottom of the garden
And isn’t he handsome?
HERRIN’S HEID
What’ll we do with the herrin’s heid?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s heid?
We’ll make it in to loaves of breid
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s eens?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s eens?
We’ll make it into tins of beans
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s hooter?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s hooter?
We’ll make it into a new computer
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s fins?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s fins?
We’ll make it in to needles and pins
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s tail?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s tail?
We’ll make it into a ship with a sail
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s belly?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s belly?
We’ll make it into raspberry jelly
Herrin’s belly, raspberry jelly
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s bones?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s bones?
We’ll make it into ice cream cones
Herrin’s bones, ice cream cones
Herrin’s belly, raspberry jelly
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – li
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
THE FREEZE
When I was just a baby I’d get a runny nose
My Mama said you better go put on your winter clothes
There’s something that you better do before you start to sneeze
So get on up, and shake it down or else you’re gonna freeze
Clap your hands…clap your hands
Come on clap your hands….Clap your hands
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Keep those fingers warm
Hands, clap your hands
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, clap your hands
It’s what I’m telling you
Clap, clap your hands
It’s what you have to do
Now freeze…….I said now freeze!
Your hands are nice and toasty, fingers feeling warm
You’re crunching through the frosty snow but something else is wrong
Your feet they start to shiver and you think that they have froze
Your shoes they feel like blocks of ice. It’s time to work those those toes
Stamp your feet, stamp your feet
Keep those tootsies warm
Feet, stamp your feet
And you won’t go wrong
Stamp, stamp your feet
It’s what I’m telling you
Stamp, stamp your feet
It’s all you have to do
Now freeze……now freeze
So if you’re going sledging, making angels in the snow
You’re face begins to tingle and your cheeks are all aglow
You gotta get hot to be real cool and stay out all day long
Get movin’ and a groovin’ and listen to my song
Jump around, jump around
Keep your body warm
Jump, jump
If you’re cold you got it wrong
Jump, jump around
It’s what I’m telling you
Jump, jump around
It’s all you have to do
Now freeze……I said now freeze
Now Clap……
Now Stamp…..
Now Jump…
Say yeah…
Yeah…
yeah….
YEAH!!!!….
Clap, stamp and jump
You’re gonna get so warm
Clap, stamp and jump
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, stamp and jump
Now hear me telling you
Clap, stamp and jump
It’s what you have to do
.
Clap, stamp and jump
You’re gonna get so warm
Clap, stamp and jump
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, stamp and jump
Now hear me telling you
Clap, stamp and jump
Staying warm’s the thing to do.
Don’t freeze!
PENGUIN HOLIDAY
We all love to plan a trip
Our special getaway
Leave your worries all behind
And book a holiday
There are holiday makers
Planning their vacation
Love to choose a chilly place
As their favourite destination
Hoorah, hoorah. It’s the penguin holiday
Hoorah hoorah! It’s good to get away
It’s time to all go coconuts
And hear Calypso play
You’ve got your factor 50
It’s the penguin Holiday
La la la la la la la
It’s the penguin holiday
They remembered all of their passports
And booked their tickets too
They’ve travelled half way round the world
And they’ll sleep in an igloo
Some they go for a swim
Some for relaxation
Chose this very chilly place
It’s their favourite destination
Chorus
They’ve studied all the guide books
I hear the fish is nice
And try the local cocktails
I’m sure they come with ice
Don’t forget the postcards
Send to your relations
From this very chilly place
It’s their favourite destination
Chorus
A WONDERLAND OF SNOW
CHORUS
A wonderland, a wonderland
of snow, snow, snow
A great big Christmas wonderland
Let’s go, go, go
A billion stars that you can see
They glow, glow, glow
So shine a light
Light up the night
In our wonderland of snow
Santa’s working night and day – at the North Pole
He’s making toys so we can play – at the North Pole
Mrs Claus made mince pies and just before they froze
Rudolph stuck his nose in them and that is why it glows
CHORUS
The seals are very silly – at the North Pole
And walruses are chilly – at the North Pole
A polar bear was skating and having so much fun
But he slipped and and took a tumble and he landed on his…tummy
CHORUS
It’s like a giant freezer – at the North Pole
The food is really beezer – at the North Pole
It’s fish fingers for supper, the best I’ve ever had
And if you fancy pudding, the ice cream is snow bad
CHORUS
UNDERWATER ADVENTURE
CHORUS
Hold your nose – Hold your nose
Take a deep breath – deep breath
We’re swimming for adventure
As we journey to new depths
Let’s cause a commotion down in the ocean
So close your eyes and count to three – 1-2-3
As we swim, swim, swim – to the bottom of the sea
Verse 1
You’re sure to see amazing things
and sights beyond belief
There’s sharks and whales and tiny fish
that hide in coral reef
You’ll meet new friends, anemones
Find shells, maybe a sponge
You can use it when it’s bath time
So come on take the plunge
Verse 2
You won’t need floats or armbands
Or fancy scuba gear
We’re tucked up on the sea bed
And the water’s crystal clear
We might find a shipwreck
Or go exploring caves
And find out why the seaweed
As we slip beneath the waves
Verse 3
Lets all be deep sea divers
There’s so much we can do
Seek out giant inky squid
Or an Octopus that’s blue
There’s great big stingy jellyfish
And things with claws and teeth
But don’t go pulling mussels
As we see what lies beneath
HIGHLAND FLING
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Say hoots mon – hoots mon
It’s time to head away
Yeee hooch – yeee hooch
We’ll tak a scots wha hae
We’ll have a hootenanny, we’ll dance and laugh and sing
Cos we’re making a Highland, doing a Highland, having a Highland Fling
We’re head to toe in tartan
For hills we have to walk
We may be hunting haggis
or monsters in a loch
So join us for our shindig
Among the blooming heather
There’s one thing we can’t guarantee
And that’s the Scottish weather
We’ll climb up hills and mountains
And take in all the views
We may meet local wildlife
Like stags and heilan coos
We’re going to a ceilidh
It’s time to kick those heals
We’ll dance until we’re dizzy
With lots of jigs and reels
We’ll try our luck at highland games
with cabers we can toss
Even try a tug of war
We’ll show them who’s the boss
We’ll seek out ancient castles
Explore by candlelight
We’ll tell each other ghostly tales
And give ourselves a fright
I LOVE A CUP OF TEA
There is a certain beverage
That seems to hit the spot
You fill your favourite mug up
And drink it when it’s hot
Some like it weak and milky
While others like it strong
It is our nation’s favourite drink
And I drink it all day long…
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Tea, tea I love a cup of tea
When I get up in the morning
It’s the drink that pleases me
Tea, tea I love a cup of tea
Stir the cup, drink it up
I love a cup of tea
Oh – stop the bus I need a wee wee
A wee, wee cup of tea
There are so many different ways
To make your favourite brew
Some like milk and sugar
Would you like one lump or two?
Some add a slice of lemon
To a fine bone china cup
And sip it holding saucers
With their pinkies sticking up…
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You can have a cup at bedtime
Or with a slice of cake
You can dunk your biscuit in it
When it’s time to take a break
It’s great with scones and clotted cream
Or some lovely buttered toast
But I just have it on its own
It’s the drink I love the most…
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There’s loads of different kinds you know
Assam, Ceylon, Earl Grey
Darjeeling, Lapsang Chouchong
We could be here all day
Just grab your favourite teabag
And bung it in the pot
Pour on boiling water
But be careful cos it’s hot…
WHEN THE BOAT COMES IN
When you are a youngster, you must sing and play
Paddle in the rock pools finding things all day
Build yourself a castle till the tide rolls in
Washes it away and start it all again
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
You might find this fishy in a shallow pool
It has got five legs, they’re really rather cool
Not like normal fish, really quite bizarre
Really brightly coloured, shaped just like a star
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a Starfish when the boat comes in…
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
What’s the trawler landed on it’s latest trip
It’s a kind of shell fish and it’s claws they nip
It can swish about with the tail it’s got
If you want to get one, catch it in a pot
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a lobster when boat comes in….
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
This fish is amazing, strangest you will see
You will find them hiding in the deep blue sea
They have got a beak, they can squirt black ink
Really very smart, eight tentacles I think
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have an octopus when boat comes in….
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
SURF’S UP!
Shake the sand from your toes
Grab all our boards
Cos everyone knows surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
We’re radical dudes
With bad attitudes
But we’re all the groove, cos surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
You can turtle roll or duck dive
Paddle out and up you pop
You shout ‘cowabunga’, and make the drop (Shout ‘cowabunga’ and make the drop)
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Ahhhh x 4
Surfin’, everybody here’s gone surfing
Ooooh ooh oooh
Riding the waves, riding the waves, riding waves
Surfin’, everybody here loves surfing
Riding, riding, riding, riding, riding the waves
Surf’s up!
Life is a beach
The outback’s in reach
The seagulls all screech ‘Surf’s up!’ (Surf’s up!)
Kick out your board
There’s more to explore
Wave bye-bye to the shore, cos surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
But you feel somethin’ gnarly
And you know what that’s about
You’re gonna have to bail before you ‘Wipe out!’ (You’re gonna have to bail before you wipe out)
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Hit that wave with a crash
A ding and a bash
You made a big splash, surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
Well you’re under the sea
Where the fishes swim free
But you’d rather be saying ‘surf’s up’ (Surf’s up!)
Swim back to the shore and we’ll do it all again
Work those noodle arms cos we’re gonna hang ten (Work those noodle arms cos we’re gonna hang ten)
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