A SELECTION OF FUNBOX SONG LYRICS
SUPERHEROES
Chorus – Fly, fly, fly fly fly Superheroes
Fly like a rocket in the night
Run, Run, Run, run,run Superheroes
Faster than the speed of light
With spangly underpants
Your mask and cape
Biff, blam, Ka-pow!
No baddies will escape
Superheroes – defenders of the universe
Verse 1 – To be a Superhero
You must be good and true
Looking after planet earth
It’s what you have to do
So what’s your superpower?
What outfit will you wear?
Hide your true identity
In lycra if you dare, in lycra if you dare
Verse 2 – To be a superhero
You must be tough and strong
To face-up to the villains
You must know right from wrong
So don’t forget your manners
When you’re wearing your costume
Eat up all your veggies
And tidy up your room, and tidy up your room
Verse 3 – To be a superhero
You must be bold and brave
Be as good as you can be
Show folks how to behave
So grab your hero outfit
And strike a superpose
You’re now a superhero
from your head down to your toes, from your head down to your toes
LEAPFROG
Chorus -They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
They were only playing leapfrog
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
A busy buzzing bumblebee was busily buzzing by – Buzz!
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
Chorus – with last line
As a busy buzzing Bumble bee was busily buzzing by – Bees!
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
One pink poodle popped up the path as another pink poodle popped down – Woof
Leap up like a frog and JUMP JUMP JUMP
Chorus – with last line
As one pink poodle popped up the path another pink poodle popped down – Woof
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
A purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
Leap up like frog and jump jump jump
Chorus – with last line
As a purple penguin packed a pickled pepper in his pack – Splat
Chorus to end
BONZO’S FLY SONG
There was a little fly flew into a grocers store,
and he * upon the ceiling and he * upon the floor.
He *upon the bacon and he * upon the ham
and he *on the head of the little grocer man.
So the little grocer man said before this day is done,
I’ll get my spray and I’ll stop that wee fly’s fun.
But before the grocer man could count from one to ten,
the fly flew in the door and he * on him again.
Now the little grocer man and his little grocer wife
Said we’re going to get that fly back if it takes us all our life
So they got themselves some dynamite and hid
inside the store
Then they blew the shop to pieces
As the fly flew out the door
So the grocer went out shopping and he bought himself some things
Glue and sticks and feathers and he made himself some wings
He found the tallest building and he jumped into the sky
He flew down like a bomber and he * upon the fly!
THEM BONES
CHORUS – Them bones, them bones
Gonna walk around
Them bones, them bones
Gonna walk around
Them bones, them bones gonna walk around
walk around all day
The foot bones connected to the ankle bone
The ankle bone’s connected to the leg bone
The leg bone’s connected to the knee bone
the knee bone’s connected to the thigh bone
The thigh bone’s connected to the hip bone
The hip bone’s connected to the back bone
The back bone’s connected to the neck bone
The neck bone’s connected to the head bone
1,2,3…
Chorus
The head bone’s connected to the neck bone
The neck bone’s connected to the shoulder bone
The shoulder bone’s connected to the arm bone
The arm bone’s connected to the elbow bone
The elbow bone’s connected to the wrist bone
The wrist bone’s connected to the hand bone
The hand bone’s connected to the finger bone
The finger bone’s connected to the…erm….thumb bone!!!
1,2,3…
Chorus x 2
B.O.N.Z.O. from ‘SUPERHEROES’
A: He battles crime wherever he goes
B: I sniff out baddies with my big wet nose
B: I’m the dog who’s faster than a speeding train
A: But his breath smells a bit like a backed up drain
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: Z.O.B.N.O.
A: No: B.O.N.Z.O.
B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: Speedy, Whiffy
B: I’m your best friend
B: Have I got bad breath?
A: A mint wouldn’t go amiss
A: He’s got a fuzzy furry coat
B: I’m an excellent swimmer but I cannae float
A: He’ll chase his tail till he’s in a spin
B: And in a staring competition i am going to win
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: B.O.O.Z.N.
A: No, B.O.N.Z.O.
B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: Fluffy, Spinny
B: I’m your best friend
A: Bonzo, stop staring
B: I’m not
A: My canine pal is the best in show
B: And I love to stick my head out of a car window
A: He loves to fetch and catch a ball
B: I’m the superdog who will save us all
Chorus – B: I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: He’s Bonzo, Bonzo
B: S.U.P.E.R.
A: Thats super
B: Ta, I’m Bonzo, Bonzo
A: Super Bonzo
Both: A pal on who you can depend
A: My hero
B: I’m Bonzo and I’m your best friend
QUARTERMASTER’S STORE
Chorus
My eyes are dim I cannot see
I have not brought my specs with me
I have not brought my specs with me
Verse 1 – There were cheeses, cheeses
With kilts and hairy kneezes
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were cheeses, cheeses
With kilts and hairy kneezes
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
Verse 2 – There were beans, beans
as big as submarines
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were beans, beans
as big as submarines
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
Verse 3 – There were chips, chips
The size of battleships
In the store In the store
In the store In the store
There were chips, chips
The size of battleships
In the quartermaster’s store
Chorus
PIRATE PARTY
(Pirates and Princesses rewrite)
CHORUS
Row the boat ashore me boys
Row row row
Row the boat ashore me girls
Row row row
We’re off to sail the seven seas
And still be back in time for tea
Yum yum yum
The bravest crew there’ll ever be
Yo ho ho
VERSE 1 – Join me band of scallywags
Yo ho ho
Hoist the sail and raise the flags
Yo ho ho
Me ship it very nearly sank
They wanted me to walk the plank
And all because me boots stank
Yo ho ho
CHORUS
Verse 2 – So jump aboard and join the crew
Go girl go
We’ll sail across the ocean blue
Go girl go
We’ll drink some grog and take a nap
Find booty with a treasure map
Now give your thigh a hefty slap
Go girl go
CHORUS
MY BOY’S A CORKER
My boy’s a corker
He’s a New Yorker
I’d do most anything cos he’s the man for me
He’s just a super guy
I really hope that he’ll drop by
That’s where all the money goes
Ooompa, oompa, oompa pa! That’s where all the money goes
…He’s got the biggest smile
the kind that makes you run a mile
That’s where all the money goes…
…I’ve fallen for his charms
And his great big monkey arms
That’s where all my money goes…
..And when he gets a chance
he poses in his underpants
that’s where all my money goes…
Ooompa oompa oompa pa, oompa pa, oompa pa. Oompa oompa oompa pa. That’s where all the money goes
STAYING UP FOR SANTA
Chorus
Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep
We’re staying up for Santa
Don’t fall asleep, don’t fall asleep
Especially if you snore
So clap your hands
Stamp your feet
And shout out ho, ho, ho
The bells will chime
It’s Christmas time
We’re staying up for Santa
Ho, ho, ho.
He’ll be knocking at the door
Verse 1
Yum, yum, yum, yum
There’s turkey and there’s trifle
Yum, yum, yum, yum
Mince pies and Christmas cake
This is an all night party
With ice cream, sweets and jelly
Be careful not to eat too much
You don’t want a sore belly
Verse 2
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap
We’ve sorted out the presents
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap
With paper, tags and bows
We’ve lots to keep us busy
So we don’t have to sleep
With songs and games and silliness
We won’t be counting sheep
Verse 3
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
There’s twinkly lights and tinsel
Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah, hurrah
Around the Christmas tree
We’ve hung up all our stockings
Sent lists we had to write
We’re waiting for our special guest
And he’s coming here tonight
UP ON THE HOUSETOP
Up on the housetop
Reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones; Christmas joys
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
First comes the stocking of little Nell
Oh dear Santa, fill it well
Give her a dolly that laughs and cries
One that will open and shut her eyes
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
Next comes the stocking of little Will
Oh to see what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer and lots of nails
Also a ball and a ship with sails
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
Up on the housetop
Reindeer pause
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones; Christmas joys
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Ho, ho, ho
Who wouldn’t go?
Up on the housetop
Click, click click
Down through the chimney with good St Nick
READY STEADY TEDDY
There is a very special friend you love to hold so tight
A pal for all occasions who’ll keep you safe at night
They’ve two round ears, a button nose
For snuggles they are ready
Your very favourite cuddly toy?
You’ve guessed it…It’s a teddy!
CHORUS – Here come the cuddly teddy bears
The soft and fuzzy teddy bears
See them walking round and round
Their furry feet don’t make a sound
Ready, steady, teddy
The cuddly teddy bears
Ready, steady, teddy
The cuddly teddy bears
Now bears are always hungry
They really like to eat
Some love tea and sandwiches
And picnics are a treat
But there’s one thing that all bears love
It’s sticky and it’s runny
It’s made by busy bumble bees?
You’ve guessed it…they love honey!
CHORUS
To find our next companion
To the Arctic we must go
They hang around on icebergs
And play around in snow
They’ve got a big black shiny nose
They really are quite rare
With fur that’s white and soft as clouds
You’ve guessed it…it’s a polar bear!
CHORUS
COORIE DOON AND SLEEP
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Cuddle in and don’t you cry
I’ll sing to you this lullaby
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
The day is done, I see you yawn
You’ve been awake so very long
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Fall asleep, don’t make a peep
Close your eyes my darling sweet
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
Coorie doon, coorie doon
Coorie doon and sleep
HUSHABYE LULLABY
Rest your eyes, rest your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
Say night night, say night night
It’s time to drift away
We’ll take a trip to dreamland
Where wishes can come true
On cotton clouds and snuggle downs
We’ll snooze the whole night through
So close your eyes, close your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
You’ll sleep tight, you’ll sleep tight
It’s time to drift away
We’re heading off to snooze town
To join the sleepy crew
So rest your head, we’re off to bed
Where sweet dreams wait for you
So shut your eyes, shut your eyes
You’ve had a busy day
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
Hushabye, hushabye
It’s time to drift away
WIGGLYWOO
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
And her gallant crew And her gallant crew
They sailed the sea They sailed the sea
With her wigglywoo With her wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl and her gallant crew
They sailed the sea with her wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
She got a shock She got a shock
Her beautiful ship Her beautiful ship
It hit a rock It hit a rock
Now Princess Pearl she got a shock
Her beautiful ship it hit a rock!
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She fixed the hole She fixed the hole
With the wigglywoo With the wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She fixed the hole with the wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pear Now Princess Pearl
She got a fright She got a fright
She met a shark She met a shark
With a nasty bite With a nasty bite
Now Princess Pearl she got a fright
She met a shark with a nasty bite
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She whacked his nose She whacked his nose
With the wigglywoo With the wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She whacked his nose with the wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
She lost her sail She lost her sail
When it was torn When it was torn
By a clumsy whale By a clumsy whale
Now Princess Pearl she lost her sail
When it was torn by a clumsy whale
Aaaaargh!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knew what to do Knew what to do
She paddled home She paddled home
With her wigglywoo With her wigglywoo
But Princess Pearl knew what to do
She paddled home with her wigglywoo
Hurrah!
Now Princess Pearl Now Princess Pearl
Is sad and blue Is sad and blue
She went and lost She went and lost
Her wigglywoo Her wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl is sad and blue
She went and lost her wigglywoo
Waaaah!!!
But Princess Pearl But Princess Pearl
Knows what to do Knows what to do
She went and got She went and got
A new wigglywoo A new wigglywoo
Now Princess Pearl knows what to do
She got a brand new wigglywoo
She got a brand new wigglywoo
Hurrah!
SNOWMAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some coal for the eyes,
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some coal for the eyes,
and a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for his nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a scarf around his neck
and a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll use a scarf around his neck
And a lampshade for a hat
And some liquorice for his mouth
And some twigs for his arms
And some coal for his eyes
And a carrot for the nose for a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We’ll build a snowman at the bottom of the garden
We’ll put a snowball on the ground
And roll it round and round
We built a snowman at the bottom of the garden
And isn’t he handsome?
HERRIN’S HEID
What’ll we do with the herrin’s heid?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s heid?
We’ll make it in to loaves of breid
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s eens?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s eens?
We’ll make it into tins of beans
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s hooter?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s hooter?
We’ll make it into a new computer
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s fins?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s fins?
We’ll make it in to needles and pins
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s tail?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s tail?
We’ll make it into a ship with a sail
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s belly?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s belly?
We’ll make it into raspberry jelly
Herrin’s belly, raspberry jelly
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
What’ll we do with the herrin’s bones?
What’ll we do with the herrin’s bones?
We’ll make it into ice cream cones
Herrin’s bones, ice cream cones
Herrin’s belly, raspberry jelly
Herrin’s tail, ship with a sail
Herrin’s fins, needles and pins
Herrin’s hooter, new computer
Herrin’s eens, tins of beans
Herrin’s heid, loaves of breid
And a’ sorts of things
Of all the fish that swim in the sea
The herrin is the fish for me, sing
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – li
Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe, Fallalalidoe – liday!
THE FREEZE
When I was just a baby I’d get a runny nose
My Mama said you better go put on your winter clothes
There’s something that you better do before you start to sneeze
So get on up, and shake it down or else you’re gonna freeze
Clap your hands…clap your hands
Come on clap your hands….Clap your hands
Clap your hands, clap your hands
Keep those fingers warm
Hands, clap your hands
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, clap your hands
It’s what I’m telling you
Clap, clap your hands
It’s what you have to do
Now freeze…….I said now freeze!
Your hands are nice and toasty, fingers feeling warm
You’re crunching through the frosty snow but something else is wrong
Your feet they start to shiver and you think that they have froze
Your shoes they feel like blocks of ice. It’s time to work those those toes
Stamp your feet, stamp your feet
Keep those tootsies warm
Feet, stamp your feet
And you won’t go wrong
Stamp, stamp your feet
It’s what I’m telling you
Stamp, stamp your feet
It’s all you have to do
Now freeze……now freeze
So if you’re going sledging, making angels in the snow
You’re face begins to tingle and your cheeks are all aglow
You gotta get hot to be real cool and stay out all day long
Get movin’ and a groovin’ and listen to my song
Jump around, jump around
Keep your body warm
Jump, jump
If you’re cold you got it wrong
Jump, jump around
It’s what I’m telling you
Jump, jump around
It’s all you have to do
Now freeze……I said now freeze
Now Clap……
Now Stamp…..
Now Jump…
Say yeah…
Yeah…
yeah….
YEAH!!!!….
Clap, stamp and jump
You’re gonna get so warm
Clap, stamp and jump
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, stamp and jump
Now hear me telling you
Clap, stamp and jump
It’s what you have to do
.
Clap, stamp and jump
You’re gonna get so warm
Clap, stamp and jump
And you can’t go wrong
Clap, stamp and jump
Now hear me telling you
Clap, stamp and jump
Staying warm’s the thing to do.
Don’t freeze!
PENGUIN HOLIDAY
We all love to plan a trip
Our special getaway
Leave your worries all behind
And book a holiday
There are holiday makers
Planning their vacation
Love to choose a chilly place
As their favourite destination
Hoorah, hoorah. It’s the penguin holiday
Hoorah hoorah! It’s good to get away
It’s time to all go coconuts
And hear Calypso play
You’ve got your factor 50
It’s the penguin Holiday
La la la la la la la
It’s the penguin holiday
They remembered all of their passports
And booked their tickets too
They’ve travelled half way round the world
And they’ll sleep in an igloo
Some they go for a swim
Some for relaxation
Chose this very chilly place
It’s their favourite destination
Chorus
They’ve studied all the guide books
I hear the fish is nice
And try the local cocktails
I’m sure they come with ice
Don’t forget the postcards
Send to your relations
From this very chilly place
It’s their favourite destination
Chorus
A WONDERLAND OF SNOW
CHORUS
A wonderland, a wonderland
of snow, snow, snow
A great big Christmas wonderland
Let’s go, go, go
A billion stars that you can see
They glow, glow, glow
So shine a light
Light up the night
In our wonderland of snow
Santa’s working night and day – at the North Pole
He’s making toys so we can play – at the North Pole
Mrs Claus made mince pies and just before they froze
Rudolph stuck his nose in them and that is why it glows
CHORUS
The seals are very silly – at the North Pole
And walruses are chilly – at the North Pole
A polar bear was skating and having so much fun
But he slipped and and took a tumble and he landed on his…tummy
CHORUS
It’s like a giant freezer – at the North Pole
The food is really beezer – at the North Pole
It’s fish fingers for supper, the best I’ve ever had
And if you fancy pudding, the ice cream is snow bad
CHORUS
UNDERWATER ADVENTURE
CHORUS
Hold your nose – Hold your nose
Take a deep breath – deep breath
We’re swimming for adventure
As we journey to new depths
Let’s cause a commotion down in the ocean
So close your eyes and count to three – 1-2-3
As we swim, swim, swim – to the bottom of the sea
Verse 1
You’re sure to see amazing things
and sights beyond belief
There’s sharks and whales and tiny fish
that hide in coral reef
You’ll meet new friends, anemones
Find shells, maybe a sponge
You can use it when it’s bath time
So come on take the plunge
Verse 2
You won’t need floats or armbands
Or fancy scuba gear
We’re tucked up on the sea bed
And the water’s crystal clear
We might find a shipwreck
Or go exploring caves
And find out why the seaweed
As we slip beneath the waves
Verse 3
Lets all be deep sea divers
There’s so much we can do
Seek out giant inky squid
Or an Octopus that’s blue
There’s great big stingy jellyfish
And things with claws and teeth
But don’t go pulling mussels
As we see what lies beneath
HIGHLAND FLING
CHORUS
Say hoots mon – hoots mon
It’s time to head away
Yeee hooch – yeee hooch
We’ll tak a scots wha hae
We’ll have a hootenanny, we’ll dance and laugh and sing
Cos we’re making a Highland, doing a Highland, having a Highland Fling
We’re head to toe in tartan
For hills we have to walk
We may be hunting haggis
or monsters in a loch
So join us for our shindig
Among the blooming heather
There’s one thing we can’t guarantee
And that’s the Scottish weather
We’ll climb up hills and mountains
And take in all the views
We may meet local wildlife
Like stags and heilan coos
We’re going to a ceilidh
It’s time to kick those heals
We’ll dance until we’re dizzy
With lots of jigs and reels
We’ll try our luck at highland games
with cabers we can toss
Even try a tug of war
We’ll show them who’s the boss
We’ll seek out ancient castles
Explore by candlelight
We’ll tell each other ghostly tales
And give ourselves a fright
I LOVE A CUP OF TEA
There is a certain beverage
That seems to hit the spot
You fill your favourite mug up
And drink it when it’s hot
Some like it weak and milky
While others like it strong
It is our nation’s favourite drink
And I drink it all day long…
CHORUS
Tea, tea I love a cup of tea
When I get up in the morning
It’s the drink that pleases me
Tea, tea I love a cup of tea
Stir the cup, drink it up
I love a cup of tea
Oh – stop the bus I need a wee wee
A wee, wee cup of tea
There are so many different ways
To make your favourite brew
Some like milk and sugar
Would you like one lump or two?
Some add a slice of lemon
To a fine bone china cup
And sip it holding saucers
With their pinkies sticking up…
CHORUS
You can have a cup at bedtime
Or with a slice of cake
You can dunk your biscuit in it
When it’s time to take a break
It’s great with scones and clotted cream
Or some lovely buttered toast
But I just have it on its own
It’s the drink I love the most…
CHORUS
There’s loads of different kinds you know
Assam, Ceylon, Earl Grey
Darjeeling, Lapsang Chouchong
We could be here all day
Just grab your favourite teabag
And bung it in the pot
Pour on boiling water
But be careful cos it’s hot…
WHEN THE BOAT COMES IN
When you are a youngster, you must sing and play
Paddle in the rock pools finding things all day
Build yourself a castle till the tide rolls in
Washes it away and start it all again
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
You might find this fishy in a shallow pool
It has got five legs, they’re really rather cool
Not like normal fish, really quite bizarre
Really brightly coloured, shaped just like a star
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a Starfish when the boat comes in…
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
What’s the trawler landed on it’s latest trip
It’s a kind of shell fish and it’s claws they nip
It can swish about with the tail it’s got
If you want to get one, catch it in a pot
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a lobster when boat comes in….
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
This fish is amazing, strangest you will see
You will find them hiding in the deep blue sea
They have got a beak, they can squirt black ink
Really very smart, eight tentacles I think
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have an octopus when boat comes in….
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy
Dance to your Daddy, to your Mammy sing
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy
You shall have a fishy when the boat comes in
SURF’S UP!
Shake the sand from your toes
Grab all our boards
Cos everyone knows surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
We’re radical dudes
With bad attitudes
But we’re all the groove, cos surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
You can turtle roll or duck dive
Paddle out and up you pop
You shout ‘cowabunga’, and make the drop (Shout ‘cowabunga’ and make the drop)
CHORUS
Ahhhh x 4
Surfin’, everybody here’s gone surfing
Ooooh ooh oooh
Riding the waves, riding the waves, riding waves
Surfin’, everybody here loves surfing
Riding, riding, riding, riding, riding the waves
Surf’s up!
Life is a beach
The outback’s in reach
The seagulls all screech ‘Surf’s up!’ (Surf’s up!)
Kick out your board
There’s more to explore
Wave bye-bye to the shore, cos surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
But you feel somethin’ gnarly
And you know what that’s about
You’re gonna have to bail before you ‘Wipe out!’ (You’re gonna have to bail before you wipe out)
CHORUS
Hit that wave with a crash
A ding and a bash
You made a big splash, surf’s up (Surf’s up!)
Well you’re under the sea
Where the fishes swim free
But you’d rather be saying ‘surf’s up’ (Surf’s up!)
Swim back to the shore and we’ll do it all again
Work those noodle arms cos we’re gonna hang ten (Work those noodle arms cos we’re gonna hang ten)
CHORUS x 2
SWIMMING IN THE SWIMMING POOL
Swimming, swimming, in the swimming pool
Hot days, cold days, in the swimming pool
Breast stroke, side stroke, fancy diving too
Isn’t it so lovely having nothing else to do
This time miss out the words “Swimming, swimming”…
… in the swimming pool
Hot days, cold days, in the swimming pool
Breast stroke, side stroke, fancy diving too
Isn’t it so lovely having nothing else to do
Miss out the words for “Swimming, swimming” and “in the swimming pool”
…
Hot days, cold days, in the …
Breast stroke, side stroke, fancy diving too
Isn’t it so lovely having nothing else to do
Now you miss out “Swimming, swimming”, “in the swimming pool”, “hot days, cold days”
…
… in the …
Breast Stroke, side stroke, fancy diving too
Isn’t it so lovely having nothing else to do
So miss out “Swimming, swimming”, “in the swimming pool”, “hot days, cold days” and “breast stroke, side stroke”
…
… in the …
… fancy diving too
Isn’t it so lovely having nothing else to do
Now miss out “Swimming, swimming”, “In the swimming pool”, “hot days, cold days”, “breast stroke, side stroke” and “fancy diving too”
Now put all the words back but do it double speed!
TATTIE SOUP
I choked upon a tattie, a tattie, I choked upon a tattie
A plate o tattie, plate o tattie, plate o tattie soup
I shouted for ma Mammy, Ma mammy, I shouted for ma mammy
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
My Mammy called for the doctor, the doctor, my mammy called for the doctor
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
The doctor said you’re poorly, you’re poorly, the doctor said you’re poorly
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
He said I’ll make ye better, ye better, He said I’ll make ye better
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
He sent me to the Royal, the Royal, he sent me to the Royal
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
The nurses gave me supper, me supper, the nurses gave me supper
Because of the tattie, cos o the tattie, cos o the tattie soup
And what did I get for ma supper, ma supper, and what did I get for ma supper……….?
A plate o tattie, plate o tattie, plate o tattie soup
A plate o tattie, plate o tattie, plate o tattie soup
THE MIDGIES ARE COMING
Chorus
The Midgies are coming Oh no, Oh no!
The Midgies are coming Oh no, Oh no!
The Midgies are coming to bite you and bug you
The Midgies are coming Oh no, Oh no!
Verses:
There is a beastie I know, I know,
A fearsome wee beastie I know, I know
That terrifies the people of Scotland
I wish they would leave us alone, alone
These nasty wee blighters they swarm, they swarm
They come out to bite when its wet or warm
You swipe them and swat them and then run away
I wish they would leave us alone, alone
These pests they can ruin a hike, a hike
Or when you are riding your bike, your bike
No lotions or potions can keep them away
I wish they would leave me alone, alone
THE LADDIE WHO WENT TO SEA
There once was a laddie who went to the sea
(Oh no, went to the sea)
He said to his mummy he’d be back for tea
(Oh no, be back for tea)
A day at the beach is just what he needs
To go for a paddle, that was his wish
He took off his socks, went past the seaweeds
Dipped in his toe, and along came some fish
The hungry wee fishes they nibbled his toes
(Oh no, nibbled his toes)
One of them jumped out and munched on his nose
(Oh no, munched on his nose)
Nibbled his toes, munched on his nose – those hungry wee fishes they nibbled his toes
Straight back to the shore to save his poor feet
And something else that he could try
A yummy dessert is the perfect wee treat
But then he looked up to the skies….uh oh bird is the word!
The seagulls dive-bombed him and stole his ice cream
(Oh no, stole his ice cream)
He was so ragin’ he started to scream
(Oh no, started to scream)
Stole his ice cream, started to scream – those seagulls dive-bombed him and stole his ice cream
He needed something to cool him off quick
So back to the sea for a lark
He splashed and he splashed and he did a frog-kick
When who should appear but a great big shark!
Our poor wee laddie was chased by a shark
(Oh no, chased by a shark)
Ran back to his mammy before it got dark
(Oh no, before it got dark)
If this tale of the sea fills you with dread
(Oh no, fills you with dread)
Maybe you should just stay in bed
(Oh no, stay in bed)
Fills you with dread, stay in bed – maybe you should just stay in bed.
ANIMAL MAGIC
Chorus
So monkeys go bananas
Oooh ooh ah ah ah
Elephants blow your trunks
Ooompah oompah pah
Caterpillars wiggle
Worms they like to wriggle
Hyenas like to giggle
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oooh ah ah
Ooompah pah
Ha ha ha ha ha
Who likes howling at the moon and has four giant paws?
Wolves like howling at the moon and have four giant paws
And who likes walking sideways and nips you with his claws?
A crab likes walking sideways and nips you with his claws
From below the ground
To the tops of the trees
From high in the sky
To the deep blue sea
There’s a magic world of animals for everyone to see
There’s a magic world of animals for everyone to see
Who travels through the desert with a hump upon his back?
Camels travel through the desert with a hump upon their back
Who paddles down the river and gives a little quack?
Ducks paddle down the river and give a little quack
From below the ground
To the tops of the trees
From high in the sky
To the deep blue sea
There’s a magic world of animals for everyone to see
There’s a magic world of animals for everyone to see
THE TALE OF NESSIE O
Have you seen a monster O? Have you seen a Monster O?
One lives in Loch Ness ye know One lives in Loch Ness you know
But she’s hard to see and she’s hard to find
And you’ll never catch oor Nessie O You’ll never catch oor Nessie O (Hooray!)
MacFadyen was a bad yin O MacFadyen was a bad yin O
He planned to catch or Nessie O He planned to catch or Nessie O
To bring her back in a great big sack
So he set off for the lochie O He set off for the lochie O (Scream!)
Nessie was sleeping on the shorie O Nessie was sleeping on the shorie O
MacFadyen came creeping very slow MacFadyen came creeping very slow
Quick as a flash, gave her tail a splash
And escaped into the water O Escaped into the water O (Hooray!)
MacFadyen stole a boatie O MacFadyen stole a boatie O
And dropped some nets to catch her O He dropped some nets to catch her O
Over the deck, and around her neck
Which tangled up our Nessie O Which tangled up our Nessie O (Scream!)
Nessie didnae panic though Nessie didnae panic though
She wriggled out those nets you know She wriggled out those nets you know
Swished her tail and soaked his sail
Which drenched that bad Macfadyen O Which drenched that bad MacFayen O (Hooray!)
MacFadyen wasn’t beaten though MacFadyen wasn’t beaten though
He bought a submarineo He bought a submarineo
He spied his prize with his beady eyes
And launched all his torpedeos He launched all his torpedeos (Scream!)
Nessie knows submarineos Nessie knows submarineos
MacFadyen and his schemeos MacFadyen and his schemeos
She knew a trick, gave her tail a flick
And blew his boat to smithereeneos Blew his boat to smithereeneos (Hooray!)
MacFadyen now was angry O MacFadyen now was angry O
He dived into the water O He dived into the water O
He’d catch her soon wi his big harpoon
And drag that monster homie O And drag that monster homie O (Scream!)
Nessie though was ready O Nessie though was ready O
Swam up behind MacFadyen O Swam up behind MacFadyen O
When the time was right, gave her tail a swipe
And launched him to the moonie O And launched him to the moonie O (Hooray!)
So if you see that monster O So if you see that monster O
That lives within Loch Ness ye know That lives within Loch Ness ye know
Leave her alone in her highland home
And beware the tale of Nessie O Beware the tail of Nessie O
Cause you’ll never catch oor Nessie O (Hooray!)
THE FUNTASTIC FACTORY
CHORUS
Push that button – Wah wah
Power up to 10, 10, 10
Spin that doofer, whizz that woofer
Do it all again
The craziest contraption you will see
Grants you wishes – 1, 2, 3
There’s nothing quite like it on that we agree
Santa’s Funtastic Factory
We’re going to make some goodies
With Santa’s amazing machine
Cogs and the pistons are whirring
The greatest thing you’ve ever seen
It can make what your heart desires
So come on let’s give it a test
So whether its trains, trampolines, bears or dollies
Cuddly toys, racing cars, hats or brollies
The Funtastic Factory’s the best
So let’s get the factory started
The lights are all starting to glow
The buttons and levers are moving
It looks like we’re ready to go
It’s time to begin the next order
New clothes are the latest request
It could be a dress or some shoes for a dance
A suit, shirts, or socks and some new underpants
The Funtastic Factory’s the best
This marvel it doesn’t just make things
It mends broken presents as well
If the stuffing’s come out of your teddy
It’ll fix it up, make it look swell
And when it is time for a tea break
Or when you are needing a rest
It’ll make you a coffee, some crisps or a cake
I can’t think of anything it doesn’t make
The Funtastic Factory’s the best
It’s Santa Claus’ greatest achievement
For presents it’s here to assist
To find fabby things in your stocking
I hope you have written your list
To start the mechanical mayhem
There’s buttons that need to be pressed
There’s toggles and gromits and switches, a bell
What they all do you just never can tell
The Funtastic Factory’s the best
BEST BUDDIES
Friends will come and friends will go
But you’re the bestest bestie that I’ll ever know
It doesn’t matter what we’ve got
Between the two of us we’ve got the lot…
CHORUS
Look out for each other Look out for each other
Like a sister or a brother Sister or a brother
Just spending time together
It’s you and me forever
I’ve got your back and you’ve got mine
We’re best buddies till the end of time
You’ve got a pal through thick and thin
There ain’t a situation we can’t win
We stick together, we’re stuck like glue
Between us there’s so much to do
Through good and bad times you will see
That’s no problem for my shadow and me
That’s no problem for my shadow and me
If you want somebody to understand
I’m always there when you need a hand
Doesn’t matter if it’s day or night
The two of us we’ll make it right
If you’re in trouble or feeling blue
Just call on me; I’ll be there for you
Call on me; I’ll be there for you
There’ll be hard times come rain or shine
We’ve got each other so we’ll be fine
Work together, turn your problems round
Between the two of us there’s common ground
We’re a team, we’ve found our own pace
We’re all winners in this human race
We’re all winners in the human race
DINOSAUR SAFARI
Chorus
Roar, Roar, Roar like a dinosaur – Roar, roar, roar!
Stomp, Stomp, Stomp like a dinosaur – Stomp, stomp, stomp!
With great long claws and teeth that bite
And a huge ferocious appetite
But all the creatures here are Dino-mite
There’s so much that we can do and see
At the Dinosaur Safari
There are creatures who lived long ago
At the Dinosaur Safari
Some run fast and some move slow
At the Dinosaur Safari
Who can tell what we will see
We’re going to need a thesaurus
We may see a dino who sleeps all day long
He’s called a Bronto – snorus!
There’s every type you could have wished
At the Dinosaur Safari
Look out for their feet you don’t want to be squished
At the Dinosaur Safari
We might help a stegosaurus
Who’s got stuck in a puddle
Or cheer up an upset and angry T-Rex
He really needs a cuddle
Their roars are loud and so distinct
At the Dinosaur Safari
We’ve come to a world where they’re far from extinct
At the Dinosaur Safari
In the skies there are Pterodactyls
Watch out for their plops
And there’s someone round here with a bad case of wind
I’ll bet it’s that triceratops
ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD
Get your hands up in the air In the air
And fist pump like you just don’t care Don’t care
Feel that rhythm everywhere
C’mon dance around in your chair
CHORUS
Cos we’re rockin We’re rockin
We’re Rockin all over the world
Yeah we’re rockin We’re rockin
We’re Rockin all over the world
It don’t matter what you’re into
When that music really hits you
You just can’t stay in your seat
When you hear that rockin beat
So whether you’re near or far
Just grab your air guitar
And be, you’ll see, a big rock star
When you hear your favourite song
You just got to sing along
You can do it when you’re all alone
Use a hairbrush as a microphone
You gotta dress to impress
You’re gonna simply be the best
And be, you’ll see, a pop princess
We think this bit is great
It’s called the middle eight
Don’t know what it is for
So let’s all rock some more
We’re gonna have to learn the words
And try to use more than three chords
We’ll have to get a stomping sound
If you want to be jumping around
We’ll all be be in seventh heaven
It’s gonna be a huge jam session
Turn the music up to eleven!
THINK BIG
If you’ve a plan, a big idea
Don’t keep it in, just make it clear
Set your mind to it, come on let’s go
From tiny acorns, mighty oaks may grow
Chorus
Think Big, Think Big
Reach up for the skies
Think Big, Think Big
Success will be your prize
Think Big, Think Big
Think outside the box
Think Big, Think Big
When opportunity knocks
You might be an athlete and win every race
Aim to be an astronaut and blast off into space
Imagine you’re an author, and write the greatest book
Or have the weirdest haircut so everyone will look
Plan to be an architect and build the tallest tower
If you’re a natural gardener then grow the biggest flower
Take off as a pilot and through the clouds you’ll soar
You might be a dinosaur and have the loudest roar
Be a super hero and right every wrong
If you like making music, compose the greatest song
You could be a doctor and cure all of our aches
Or you might be a baker and bake the biggest cakes
Though there may be setbacks and bumps along the way
Try again tomorrow cos its just a day away
Don’t give up on your goals however hard it seems
Use your imagination, just hold onto your dreams
JUST DANCE, DANCE , DANCE
When you hear that music – just dance, dance, dance
Get movin’ and a groovin and swing your pants
Tap your toes, kick your legs
Shake your arms and nod your head
When you hear the music – just dance, dance, dance
If you like making music
You can do it every day
You really have to concentrate
You’ll hear it when you play
There’s music all around you
There’s rhythm everywhere
It’s easy if you know what to do
So dance like you just don’t care
Dance, dance, dance like you just don’t care
It might be a dripping tap
Or the spin of a washing machine
The purring of your cat
Or when you bounce on your trampoline
You might hear the raindrops
Pitter patter on the ground
The wheels when you’re riding your bike
Dancing round and round
So dance, dance, dance round and round and round
Hear the ticking of a clock
Or the knocking of a door
The pinging of a microwave
Or footsteps on the floor
Feel it in the bumps on the road
The ring tone on your phone
Listen to the birds
And you can dance on your own
So dance, dance, dance when you’re on your own
THE BOGEY SONG
When I was just a little boy I had a secret pleasure
I liked to use my finger to dig for buried treasure
It’s snot a thing that you can rush, it helps if you go slowly
Take your time and root about to find the perfect bogey
But don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
It won’t impress your mummy or your daddy I suppose
Don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
The only thing that could be worse is trying to use your toes
Bogeys are amazing things, they’re green and they are funny
Unless of course you have a cold and then they go all runny
As snacks go they are not nice, they’re really rather yuck
And never go too far up or your finger might get stuck
So don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
You never see them do it on the telly I suppose
Don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
The only thing that could be worse is trying to use your toes
One day I had a howk about and then I found a whopper
It really was a beauty, the size of a gob stopper
I kept it in a cardboard box and showed it to my brother
He got a fright and then ran off and went and clyped to mother
And don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
And sharing one with your friends is bad form I suppose
Don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
The only thing that could be worse is trying to use your toes
Now if you get that sudden urge and feel you need to pick it
It really isn’t very cool to roll one up and flick it
So if you feel its blocked in there and need to clear your hooter
Grab a hankie, give a big blow – then you’ll look much cuter
So don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
It’s probably why my granny gave me mittens I suppose
Don’t get caught with your finger up your nose
The only thing that could be worse is trying to use your toes
DON’T EAT THAT
They say be careful what you eat
Have a diet that’s balanced and complete
Have lots of fruit, vegetables and fibre
That’s the sort of food to put inside ya
But when a Dinosaur has a tasty wee bite
They have a very strange appetite
And they like to cast their net a little wider…
He ate a…. bike He ate a bike?
He wanted to see what it’s like
The tyres were chewy, they filled him with air
The frame it was crunchy, but he didn’t care
He ate a bike He ate a bike
The pedals, the bell and the chain
I don’t think he’ll do it again
Chorus
Oh don’t eat that
You don’t know where its been
Don’t eat that
Make sure your hands are clean
Don’t eat that
Are you sure your food is edible?
Don’t eat that
What he like’s to eat’s incredible
He ate a….tree He ate a tree?
It looked a bit like broccoli
He spied a big oak and had it for lunch
The leaves and the twigs had a bit of a crunch
He ate a tree He ate a tree
He struggled a bit with the bark
He’s not allowed back in the park
He ate a….train He ate a train?
I know you might think that’s insane
To eat a whole carriage he had to chew chew
He’s feeling quite puffed, there’s a lot to get through
He ate a train He ate a train
He gobbled the engine with glee
For afters he’ll have the half 3
ONCE UPON A TIME
Read a book, read a book tucked up in your beds
Turn the page, turn the page what will happen next?
There’s no need to be afraid cos the heroes always win
Are you sitting comfortably? Good then we’ll be begin
Once upon
Once upon
Once upon a time
Once upon
Once upon
Once upon a time
I’m a cat with Savoire faire His name’s Puss in Boots
All I want’s some fine footwear His name’s Puss in Boots
I’m brave and clever, there’s no feline fitter
Just stay away from my kitty litter…
To find out what will happen next we’ll write another chapter
And all live all live happily ever after
I’m the girl who’s lost in the wood She’s Little Red Riding Hood
My picnic basket crammed with food She’s Little Red Riding Hood
To visit my Granny give her a surprise
I met a bad wolf who had such big eyes…
To find out what will happen next we’ll write another chapter
And all live all live happily ever after
I’m the famous wooden boy His name’s Pinnochio
I dream of being more than a toy His name’s Pinnochio
There’s no strings on me but watch for my nose
Cos when I tells porkies it grows and grows…
To find out what will happen next we’ll write another chapter
And all live all live happily ever after
THREE WEE MICE
You’re going to meet some furry friends
They’re cute and very small
There’s something that they like to do
When the snow begins to fall
They wrap up warm and cosy
We think that they are great
They love to find a frozen pond
Where they can sing and skate….
Three wee mice skating on the ice
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
You get dizzy I have found
When you’re skating round and round
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Fare thee well, fare thee well
Fare thee well they’ve gone away
You get dizzy I have found
When you’re skating round and round
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Polly wally doodle, Polly wally doodle, Polly wally doodle
All the day
Four wee mice skating on the ice
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
But the fun really begins
When everybody spins
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Fare thee well, fare thee well
Fare thee well they’ve gone away
But the fun really begins
When everybody spins
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Polly wally doodle, Polly wally doodle, Polly wally doodle
All the day
Five wee mice skating on the ice
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Oh there’s nothing could be greater
Than to be a tiny skater
Singing Polly wally doodle all the day
Fare the well, fare thee well
Fare thee well they must away
Oh there’s nothing could be greater
Than to be a tiny skater
Singing Polly wally doodle
Polly wally doodle Polly wally doodle Polly wally doodle
All the day
Polly Wally Doodle
Polly Wally Doodle
These five wee mice could skate around all day!!!!!
THE GIRL AND THE WOLF
One day I went One day I went
Into the woods Into the woods
And here’s the truth And here’s the truth
I saw a wolf I saw a wolf (Scream)
But don’t be scared But don’t be scared
And don’t dismay And don’t dismay
To Grandma’s house To Grandma’s house
I’ll run away I’ll run away (Cheer)
That sneaky wolf That sneaky wolf
Ran through the wood Ran through the wood
Got to the house Got to the house
Before I could Before I could (Scream)
In Grandma’s bed In Grandmas’s bed
The wolf lay down The wolf lay down
Wearing her hat Wearing her hat
And Gran’s nightgown And Gran’s nightgown (Scream)
I knew at once I knew at once
It wasn’t she It wasn’t she
That big bad wolf That big bad wolf
Will not fool me Will not fool me (Cheer)
I said to her I said to her
Your eyes are big! Your eyes are big
So are your ears So are your ears
Is that a wig? Is that a wig? (Scream)
The wolf jumped up The wolf jumped up
And grabbed at me And grabbed at me
But I ducked down But I ducked down
And kicked his knee And kicked his knee (Cheer)
He gave a howl He gave a howl
And ran from me And ran from me
Now Granny has Now Granny has
CCTV CCTV (Cheer)
This is the end This is the end
There is no more There is now more….
Unless we meet Unless we meet
That wolf once more That wolf once more (Scream)
THE WILD WILD WEST
Chorus
Riding, riding, riding way out west Yeee Haaa
Rollin, rollin, rollin it’s the best Yeee Haaa
Swing your lasso in the rodeo
Rope a steer then let it go
Join our posse you will be impressed
Spurs a jingling, everyone’s singing…
In the wild wild west
In the wild wild west
Verse 1
Frontier life can get a little scary A little scary
When you find yourself livin’ on the prairie On the prairie
There’s spiky cactus and prickly pears
Skunks, raccoon and grizzly bears
Watch out for them bandits stealing cattle
And never step on a snake that’s got a rattle
Verse 2
Working on the range can get so tiring Get so tiring
You’re working up a sweat, yeah you’re perspiring You’re perspiring
We’ll saddle up and mosey on down
Have an OK Corral in a one horse town
Cool down with a drink in the saloon
And find out that it closes at high noon
Verse 3
You’re headin’ west and riding through a canyon Through a canyon
Your horse can often be your sole companion Sole companion
You’ve everything that you require
Your pal and you by the old camp fire
Sleepin’ ‘neath the stars you’ll have sweet dreams
With your belly full to burstin’ with baked beans
IN OR OUTDOOR VOICE
Sometimes we talk too quietly and struggle to be heard
Whilst other times we speak so loud the neighbours hear every word
There’s places you can whisper and others you can boom
So work out your surroundings and adjust your own volume
Depending where you are right now you face a tricky choice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
You are lost and can’t be found?
It’s outdoor voice
Playing tig in the playground?
It’s outdoor voice
In the park and running round ?
It’s outdoor voice
Depending where you are right now you face a tricky choice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
In a restaurant to eat?
It’s indoor voice
In the library to read?
It’s indoor voice
At the movies for a treat?
It’s indoor voice
Depending where you are right now you face a tricky choice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
If you’re trying to hail a cab?
It’s outdoor voice
If you’ve seen something fab?
It’s outdoor voice
If you’ve found the biggest crab?
It’s outdoor voice
Depending where you are right now you face a tricky choice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
If you’re standing in a queue?
It’s indoor voice
If you’re saying how’d you do?
It’s indoor voice
Or you need to find a loo?
It’s indoor voice
Depending where you are right now you face a tricky choice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
Work out if you are going to use your in or outdoor voice
THE SPACE RACE
CHORUS
We’re going on a space race
Across the galaxy
We’re going on a space race
In zero gravity
Buckle up and hold on tight
Booster rockets on
Let’s get the countdown started
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Verse 1
So join us on our mission
As we blast off into space
We’re interstellar travellers
With shooting stars to chase
Dodge black holes and asteroids
Observe a new born star
Don’t programme the computer
You can just hit the space bar
Verse 2
We’re going to seek out strange new worlds
And find the final fun-tier
Have a party on the moon
and add some atmosphere
We’ll go exploring planets
It couldn’t be much easier
If you don’t know where to leave your ship
Just use a parking meteor
Verse 3
We’ll whizz around the cosmos
And count all Saturn’s rings
We’ll try to catch a comet’s tail
Make friends with alien things
Defy the laws of physics
and travel faster than light
Could even visit our own Sun
It’ll be safer when it’s night
NEVER BORED WITH BOARD GAMES
CHORUS
You’re never bored with boardgames
So many we can play
We all love playing boardgames
What a way to spend a day
So gather round the table
Get ready for some fun
Spin the dial or roll the dice
Till somebody has won
Some games need just two players
It’s time to pit your wits
You might like chess or checkers
Backgammon, Battleships
It could be noughts and crosses
Or pairs you have to find
Making words in Scrabble
Who’s got the mastermind
If you want a bigger challenge
Climb ladders, dodge those snakes
Take a risk and rule the world
Operate with a hand that shakes
You might be a whizz at Trivia
Or getting pied in the face
You’ve got to feed those hippos
Or find the missing ace
You could buy a house in Mayfair
For a million quid or two
Construct the greatest mousetrap
Load up the buckaroo
Be a great detective
Lead pipe in the library
But maybe the greatest fun of all
is a cushion that makes whoopee!
WHY’D YOU HAVE TO BE SO NAUGHTY
Why’d you have to be so naughty?
Why’d you have to be so naughty?
Why’d you have to be so naughty?
Cos that is what I do
When I brush my teeth
I squeeze the toothpaste from the top
I stick things in your trolley when
you’re going round the shop
If I don’t get a sweetie
I’ll go in to a strop
Cos that is what I do
Chorus
If you’re trying to watch a film
I’ll talk and use my phone
If you trying to have a sleep
I like to play trombone
I love to sing too loudly
When I’m wearing my headphones
Cos that is what I do
Chorus
If I play a game with you
I always try to cheat
If you’re trying to have a snooze
It’s fun to tickle your feet
If I go to use your loo
I tinkle on the seat
Cos that is what I do
Chorus
But if you’re always naughty
You have to pay the price
If you want to make new friends
They’ll probably think twice
So turn over a new leaf
And try to be more nice
Cos that’s the thing to do
Try not to be so naughty
Try not to be so naughty
Try not to be so naughty
Cos that’s the thing to do
Cos that’s the thing to do
SPEND THE DAY IN TOY TOWN
CHORUS
Toy Town
Where dreams come true as you will see
Toy Town
There’s toys galore for you and me
So many toys for you to meet
They’re friendly and they’re happy and they’re all so sweet
So clap your hands…
Give a cheer….
Spend the day in Toy Town
Spend the day in Toy Town
Spend the day in Toy Town, Toy Town
I’m a soldier made of tin
With my cymbals I can cause a din
I can stay on guard all day
I’m ready when you want to play
Give me an order, I’ll salute
Wind me up I’ll march aboot
CHORUS
I’m a doll for you to keep
I’ll watch over you when you’re asleep
I’ll be your pal and strike a pose
With hair to brush and fancy clothes
And if you want to have a chat
Just pull my cord I’ll answer back
CHORUS
I’m a robot strong and tough
I’m here for you when the going gets rough
My talents are unbelievable
I’ll change into a vehicle
An action toy, I’m here to please
Just don’t forget the batteries
CHORUS
THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
There’s a soldier I once met
That everyone will know
He’s strong and brave but can’t decide
Just where his men should go
One moment they march this way
And then they must march that
Just where on earth will they end up
It’s never ever flat…
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
Then he marched them down again
And when they were up, they were up
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down
And when they were only half way up
They were neither up nor down
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them down to the end of the road
And he marched them up again
And when they were down, they were down
And when they were up, they were up
And when they were really down, down down
They would sit down then stand up
And when they were really down, down down
They would sit down then stand up
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them left at the traffic lights
Then he marched them right again
And when they were left, they were left
And when they were right, they were right
And when they were left at the right hand turn
They would jump up and take flight
And when they were left at the right hand turn
They would jump up and take flight
Oh the Grand Old Duke of York
He had ten thousand men
He marched them round at the roundabout
Then he marched them round again
And when they went round, they went round
And then they went round and around
And when they went round at the roundabout
They fell down to the ground
And when they went round at the roundabout
They fell down to the ground
