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CHRISTMAS IS COMING

‘ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS’ TOUR IS UNDERWAY

My favourite time of year is here – CHRISTMAS!!!! I just love it. All the twinkly lights and food and presents and food and parties and food and Christmassy songs. Did I mention the food? Mmmmmm Brussels sprouts and mince pies! Anya says I’m not allowed mince pies though, cos they’re bad for dogs – booooo!

We’ve just started our new seasonal show for 2018 – ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS. We’re in Dundee first but will be visiting loads of towns through to Hogmanay (with more in January). It’s brilliant and I’m really good in it. You’re probably wondering why I’m dressed like this? Well so am I. But I have to say the nightie is very comfortable. And I think the colour really suits me. Maybe I can convince Anya to let me have some of the goodies in her basket. Yummy.

What are you getting for Christmas? I have written a list for Santa already. I want some building blocks, a new collar, a colouring book and doggy chocs. And maybe a bone. Well I’ve got to have something to keep me occupied on Boxing Day when I’ve eaten all the sprouts. Gary is Pinnochio in the new show so I’ve bought him some varnish to keep him looking spruce for the show. Who could have guessed he’s actually made of wood? Kevin is Puss in Boots – so I’ll be avoiding him – and Anya is Little Red Riding Hood. What’s your favourite storybook character? Maybe you could dress as them if you’re coming to see us.

I hope you have a great festive season and hopefully I’ll see you at a theatre somewhere during ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS – I’ll give you a wave.

Keep woofing!