Bonzo’s Bit

Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!

You can find my favourite jokes and riddles, and I’ll keep you updated on what I’ve been up to and where I’ve been. As you probably know, I love my food – the weirder the better sometimes.  So I may post my favourite recipes. If you have any favourite recipes or things you like to eat, then share them with me too.

Send your messages, recipes or your favourite jokes, to:

We love receiving your pictures, photos, artwork and drawings. Bonzo likes to hang his favourites in his kennel’s Art Gallery. Why not send your pictures in to Bonzo* at:

* By sending your pictures or artwork you imply your consent to let us share it on our website.


I celebrated my birthday on the 8th of August with a delicious cake that I had made especially – it was a Macaroni Cheese Cake with Curry flavoured icing. Delicious! Funnily enough, no one wanted to try a slice – so more for me! Yum yum! I went for a long walk in the park and then went to the shops to spend some of the vouchers I got from my family. I managed to get some new pyjamas (with paw prints on them) and a new silk dressing gown. Very stylish

I got some lovely presents too. Anya got me some DVDs, a wooly hat and lovely cosy mittens to keep my paws warm in the winter. Gary bought me a big juicy bone. And Kevin got me some colouring books, some crossword puzzles and jigsaws, I’m still waiting on the Aston Martin sports car. Ha ha!

See you soon everybody xx


Bonzo - Funbox - a family show


I’m very excited to be doing new shows. UNDERWATER ADVENTURES and HIGHLAND FLING are both great fun. I get to recite poetry in ‘Highland Fling’ and in ‘Underwater Adventures’ you may find out what I’ve been up to when I went swimming. It’s so nice to start new tours as I love seeing everyone and they love seeing me obviously. Hopefully I’ll see you at some point this year. If I do, I’ll give you a wave.

It’s the Easter Holidays!!! I’m very excited about Easter as it means I get eggs. I love eggs, but I’m not allowed chocolate so Anya always gets me a special egg made of cheese. Yummy! The smellier the better. Maybe I should call it a Cheester Egg. Kevin gets me an egg made from mince. I love mince.  And tatties. And Barry gets me real eggs. He doesn’t even paint them first…or wrap them in sausage meat! Mmmmm Scotch Eggs…. Anyway, Larry just gives me a box of eggs. It’s good for my coat I suppose. Keeps it nice and shiny. Hope you all have a lovely Easter and be nice to each other.

See you soon everybody

B x