Bonzo’s Bit

Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!

You can find my favourite jokes and riddles, and I’ll keep you updated on what I’ve been up to and where I’ve been. As you probably know, I love my food – the weirder the better sometimes.  So I may post my favourite recipes. If you have any favourite recipes or things you like to eat, then share them with me too.

Send your messages, recipes or your favourite jokes, to: bonzo@funbox.co.uk

We love receiving your pictures, photos, artwork and drawings. Bonzo likes to hang his favourites in his kennel’s Art Gallery. Why not send your pictures in to Bonzo* at: gallery@funbox.co.uk

* By sending your pictures or artwork you imply your consent to let us share it on our website.

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

‘ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS’ TOUR IS UNDERWAY

My favourite time of year is here – CHRISTMAS!!!! I just love it. All the twinkly lights and food and presents and food and parties and food and Christmassy songs. Did I mention the food? Mmmmmm Brussels sprouts and mince pies! Anya says I’m not allowed mince pies though, cos they’re bad for dogs – booooo!

We’ve just started our new seasonal show for 2018 – ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS. We’re in Dundee first but will be visiting loads of towns through to Hogmanay (with more in January). It’s brilliant and I’m really good in it. You’re probably wondering why I’m dressed like this? Well so am I. But I have to say the nightie is very comfortable. And I think the colour really suits me. Maybe I can convince Anya to let me have some of the goodies in her basket. Yummy.

What are you getting for Christmas? I have written a list for Santa already. I want some building blocks, a new collar, a colouring book and doggy chocs. And maybe a bone. Well I’ve got to have something to keep me occupied on Boxing Day when I’ve eaten all the sprouts. Gary is Pinnochio in the new show so I’ve bought him some varnish to keep him looking spruce for the show. Who could have guessed he’s actually made of wood? Kevin is Puss in Boots – so I’ll be avoiding him – and Anya is Little Red Riding Hood. What’s your favourite storybook character? Maybe you could dress as them if you’re coming to see us.

I hope you have a great festive season and hopefully I’ll see you at a theatre somewhere during ONCE UPON A CHRISTMAS – I’ll give you a wave.

Keep woofing!

 

BONZO COMES TO MUSSELBURGH

I love going to The Brunton Theatre cos Musselburgh has TWO fantastic ice cream shops; Luca’s and Di Rollo’s. I really like ice cream – especially strawberry flavour. And vanilla. And chocolate (though Anya says I’m not allowed chocolate). In fact there’s no ice cream I don’t like. Except mayonnaise flavour ice cream – yuck! Or pickled onion…

I can’t wait to put my hip-hop clothes on and get funky for ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD. Don’t miss me busting out my moves and showing everyone how it’s done this Saturday and Sunday (22nd and 23rd Sept). I can’t wait to see everyone there. 

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