Bonzo’s Bit

Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!

You can find my favourite jokes and riddles, and I’ll keep you updated on what I’ve been up to and where I’ve been. As you probably know, I love my food – the weirder the better sometimes.  So I may post my favourite recipes. If you have any favourite recipes or things you like to eat, then share them with me too.

Send your messages, recipes or your favourite jokes, to:

We love receiving your pictures, photos, artwork and drawings. Bonzo likes to hang his favourites in his kennel’s Art Gallery. Why not send your pictures in to Bonzo* at:

* By sending your pictures or artwork you imply your consent to let us share it on our website.


Who’s got snow? We’ve got loads; I love it! I’ve been sledging already. It was great fun, until I broke my sledge trying to do a jump over a ramp. So I borrowed, Gary’s. But I broke his too. I tried to borrow Anya’s, but she wouldn’t let me. Perhaps I can see why. So I used a kitchen tray. That was great and I used it like a snowboard. I went really fast though, and I crashed through a wooden fence. Oops. Don’t think Mr McCombie was very pleased with the Bonzo-shaped hole in it. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know it was me who did it though. Then I had a massive snowball fight with the neighbour’s cat. She won. Booo

I love drying out my fur and wrapping up cosy in front of the fire when I get home and having a nice hot cup of tea. I like to dunk biscuits in my tea, but I hate it when they go soggy and fall in. There’s a real knack to timing it just right.

My street had a power cut the other night so it was really dark. Luckily I have a big torch, so I wasn’t too scared…I mean, I wasn’t scared at all. I’m a big brave dog. I am! Only trouble is my alarm clock is electric and my alarm didn’t go off. I slept in till 3 o’clock in the afternoon. Missed breakfast and lunch. Boooo! Double dinner though. Hurrah!

Stay safe and cosy chums






Hi Funboxers!

Happy New Year to you. I hope 2015 is a wonderful year, full of of fun and frolics.

I had a great Christmas. Did the usual; ate too many mince pies and too little sage and onion stuffing. I love stuffing. I think I like it more than the turkey. Tiddles the cat and I went out for a long walk on Christmas Day. It was only meant to be a short walk, but I got a bit lost. Oh well, at least it was quite dry where I was. When we got back we had our Christmas din dins. Nom Nom! Then we spent the night watching telly and playing board games. I won.

Anya popped over on Boxing Day and I cooked her some delicious dinner; liver and jelly stew.  Well, I thought it was delicious anyway. She left most of her’s come to think of it. She had made pudding and it was yummy – Strawberry Trifle. With extra custard!!! She liked her chocolate truffles that I made for her and she gave me a gift of a new scarf and gloves. They are very cosy. I fell asleep in front of the telly…again.

I got some brilliant prezzies actually – scarf and gloves, some books, a brush, deodorant spray (from Gary), a new collar, socks, pyjamas, a frisbee, some tennis balls, breath mints, a new alarm clock and a scooter!! It’s red and very fast. I love it, and I’ve only fallen off three times so far

I’m really looking forward to seeing what happens this year. It will be very exciting seeing all my old friends, and new friends too, at FUNBOX. I can’t wait to get started in ‘Pirates and Princesses’ with Anya, Gary and Kevin! You might even meet my pet stick insect; Sticky.

Be good

B x