Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!
You can find my favourite jokes and riddles, and I’ll keep you updated on what I’ve been up to and where I’ve been. As you probably know, I love my food – the weirder the better sometimes. So I may post my favourite recipes. If you have any favourite recipes or things you like to eat, then share them with me too.
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BONZO’S BACK ON THE ROAD
With the lighter evenings it looks like Spring might be just around the corner – though I’m getting fed up of all this snow!!! Even though things smell better in the snow. Trust me I’m a dog – I know these things
It’s so nice to be back on the road with not one, but two new shows starting their tours. In DINOSAUR SAFARI I get to help out and look for giant juicy bones – yum yum. Hope I dig up a whopper. Oh and I’ve got a new dino-pal. You have to meet her, she’s very cute. And in ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD I get to be the coolest canine rapper. I’ve even got a new song – which I wrote myself – and I happen to think it’s the greatest song evah!!! Not even lying. It’s cool. In fact, it’s cooler than cool. It’s so cool I have to keep it in the fridge – next to the fish fingers, the arctic roll and the ice lollies.
Hope you all had a great Easter and didn’t eat too much chocolate. Being a dog I’m not allowed chocolate. It’s bad for me apparently and Anya says I’m not to eat it. Booooo. She got me a special egg for Easter just for dogs. It was super TASTY!!!! It even had a mini chew bone in the middle. How groovy is that?
Hopefully I’ll see you at one of our shows soon. We can roar and stomp or rock out together. Stay cool
I am VERY excited cos its nearly Christmas time!!!!! My favourite time of the year. I love all the sparkly lights and the trees and the glitter and the food. Especially the food. Yum, yum. I love mince pies and can easily eat a whole packet of twelve in one go. Mmmmmmmm. I love all the Christmas adverts on the telly box too – I was asked to audition for the Monster under the bed in one of them. How rude! I didn’t go.
Being nearly Christmas means it’s time for our new show. I am very excited about SANTA’S FANTASTIC FACTORY. I will see my bestie Anya, and Gary too. I can’t wait to get my paws on that machinery. Should be cool.I wonder what I’ll make. I can’t wait to see everyone in their Santa hats – it’s gonna feel sooooooo Christmassy. Hopefully see you at one of the shows. Find out where they are HERE
Anyway I’m off to write my Christmas list. Have you done yours yet?