Bonzo’s Bit

Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!

You can find my favourite jokes and riddles, and I’ll keep you updated on what I’ve been up to and where I’ve been. As you probably know, I love my food – the weirder the better sometimes.  So I may post my favourite recipes. If you have any favourite recipes or things you like to eat, then share them with me too.

Send your messages, recipes or your favourite jokes, to:

We love receiving your pictures, photos, artwork and drawings. Bonzo likes to hang his favourites in his kennel’s Art Gallery. Why not send your pictures in to Bonzo* at:

* By sending your pictures or artwork you imply your consent to let us share it on our website.


Hi everybody – Bonzo the dog here. Hope you are well and groovy and enjoying the Summer Holidays. I love summer – ice creams, long walks on the beach, ice creams, light nights, ice creams! I like ice cream btw. I went away on holiday in my caravan this summer. It was great fun. I ate an ice cream everyday. Can’t remember where I went though, but it was nice and didn’t rain too much. 

I’ve had some fantastic pictures sent in of your holidays. We are running a competition where the big prize is a meet and greet with ME! Oh and there’s a family pass to one of our Christmas shows too. All you need to do is send in your picture with yours truly on your holibags to and we’ll add it to our Facebook photo album. The picture with the most ‘likes’ wins – so get all your friends and family to like and share. 

The competition will end when the schools go back and we’ll find out who wins on Friday 23rd of August. So get those pictures in – there’s still time!

I’m really looking forward to Autumn and Winter now. Long walks in the cold, ice creams etc… We’ve got loads of shows coming up with THE WILD WEST SHOW, SPACE RACE, ROCKING ALL OVER THE WORLD plus our brand new show; CHRISTMAS IN TOY TOWN all coming up. I’d love to see you at a show, so get your big people to take you. Check out the Show pages to find a theatre near you. Till then – stay cool! Speaking of which…it’s time I had another ice cream. 

B x

p.s. My friend Molly Mae sent me a joke – thanks 

Q: What do you get when you cross a Giraffe with a Pig?

A: Legs and Bacon!  

Ha ha ha! You can send your favourite jokes to me too. Use the address above. 


I hope you have a happy and healthy 2019. I can’t wait to get started with new shows for the new year. We’ve got ONCE UPON A TIME shows in Livingston, Elgin and Aberdeen coming up in January. I dress up as Granny. It’s quite a comfy nightie I wear, very flouncy. I really like the colour too. Then we will be getting ready for our brand new tours: THE WILD WEST SHOW and THE SPACE RACE.

It’s shaping up to be another fun and busy year. Exciting!

Keep woofing!!!