Hi everyone. This is my bit of the FUNBOX website, and in my opinion, its the coolest bit! Cos I am soooooo cooool!
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I’m very excited to be doing new shows. UNDERWATER ADVENTURES and HIGHLAND FLING are both great fun. I get to recite poetry in ‘Highland Fling’ and in ‘Underwater Adventures’ you may find out what I’ve been up to when I went swimming. It’s so nice to start new tours as I love seeing everyone and they love seeing me obviously. Hopefully I’ll see you at some point this year. If I do, I’ll give you a wave.
It’s the Easter Holidays!!! I’m very excited about Easter as it means I get eggs. I love eggs, but I’m not allowed chocolate so Anya always gets me a special egg made of cheese. Yummy! The smellier the better. Maybe I should call it a Cheester Egg. Kevin gets me an egg made from mince. I love mince. And tatties. And Barry gets me real eggs. He doesn’t even paint them first…or wrap them in sausage meat! Mmmmm Scotch Eggs…. Anyway, Larry just gives me a box of eggs. It’s good for my coat I suppose. Keeps it nice and shiny. Hope you all have a lovely Easter and be nice to each other.
See you soon everybody
I AM LOVING THE LONGER NIGHTS!
It’s been ages since my last post. I’m such a busy dog, but my good friend Thomas said it was time I did a new update. We’ve been very busy doing the ‘Superheroes’ tour which has now come to an end – booooo! I loved being a superhero, rushing around with my cape, mask and superpants! And I got to meet Kevin for the first time – he seems alright; taller than I imagined! What fun. But that means we are getting closer to Christmas and a new show – wahey!!!! I’m really looking forward to Christmas Wonderland. I can’t wait to see everyone in their Christmas jumpers for the new shows. I love the snow, so going to the North Pole will be a hoot! The longer nights mean I can go for fab walks in the dark. The smells are always much better in the autumn and winter which for a dog is very important. I love a good sniff when I’m out for a stroll.
We’ve still got some ‘Animal Magic shows to do in the coming days in Campbeltown, Oban, Helensburgh, Elgin, Wick, Huntly and Montrose. I love doing those shows too as I get to sing one of my favourite songs with my bestie, Anya. But I’ll be singing another fave at Christmas time too. Wait and see what it is, but it’s a goodie!
Well I better sign off, I’m making a mahoosive sausage and potato pie for tea tonight – I love pies. I eat them all the time. I just need to make sure I don’t eat all the sausages before I put them in the pie. I really love sausages. Yum yum. See you soon Funboxers!! xxx