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Welcome to my first Funbox blog. A dog blog! Ha ha, that sounds funny. Dog Blog!
I’ll try and bring you all my news as it happens, and stories of places I go and people I meet.

I’m really looking forward to new adventures with Kevin, Gary and my best friend Anya, in FUNBOX next year. I reckon there’ll be lots of dressing up (my favourite thing), fun (my favourite thing), singing (my favourite thing) and silliness (my favourite thing) as we search for our missing keys (my favourite thing)…I think I have too many favourite things.

Another of my favourite things are jokes. I love them! I thought you might like these Christmassy ones:

Why does Rudolph balance books on his top lip?
Cos his nose is well red

What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get tinsilitus.

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-a-ments!

Why does Santa like gardening so much?
Cos he gets to Ho, Ho Ho!

If you have any good jokes why not send them in. Who know I might even use yours in the new show?

Right I’m off to work on my Christmas list. See you soon

Love

Bonzo xxx